8 Silly Reasons I'm Glad I'm Married

If I wasn't married...

1. I would have to hire someone to do yardwork...or hire someone to watch my kids while I did it

2. Date nights would be lonely

3. When I'm in the middle of cooking something and am missing an ingredient...who would go to the store?

4. I would have to get a "real job"

5. I would never be in any pictures

6. I wouldn't have anyone's clothes to borrow/steal

7. I would decrease my texting by...50%

8. I would have to be "The Bug Killer/Relocater" - I hate hate hate spiders (I had to kill one this morning...mere hours after Will left)

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Will's out of town for work.

Yikes:)